lunch box jokes for kids

Last week I posted a question on Facebook.  I had such an awesome response I wanted to share it with you (incase you are not a Facebook follower yet).

My Question

I need a simple kids’ joke to put in Big M’s lunch tomorrow. Do you know any?

I received so many jokes for kids, Big M will be laughing his way through lunch for the next month.

Reader Responses

The pirate joke is from Tammy… Big M loved it!

Read the rest of the jokes for kids and click LIKE while you’re at it! ;)


  1. says

    I’m always looking for new jokes for R. And they can be so hard to find! He absolutely loves jokes though, so we tell a lot. I actually JUST posted about this in a forum before heading over here to catch up. ;) I love the pirate joke and the additional comment! That’s absolutely adorable! Lol.

  2. kristin says

    what do you call an alligator in a vest????

    an investigator.

    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college??

    bye son

  3. Anna Sklar says

    I had the same issues with wanting to include jokes in my son’s lunchboxes and trying to find appropriate jokes. I finally just created a pdf myself – jokes for the whole school year that match up with seasons and holidays! Ready to print out, cut out, and hand out! The kids and their friends love them! The school principal even read a few over the intercom!

  4. RaeRae says

    My daughter gets extra credit in her Math/Science class if she writes jokes on the back of her tests. Her teachers gives them a rating of 1 – 5 “Ha’s”. Any way, my daughter downloaded an App to her Droid phone that has unlimited kids jokes. They are all cheesy and funny and perfect for kids. The app was called Jokes for Kids.

    It had ones like what does a camel wear when he wants to hide? Camel-flauge.

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